mynewplaidpants:

IndieWire made a terrific list of their five favorite Jackie scenes from Roseanne for Laurie Metcalf’s birthday today - the above scene, which they listed, is one of my favorite TV moments ever. The jig is up!

hyenabutter:

When I watch the Roseanne season 8 time-lapse morph thing, I might as well be looking at my mother, who had basically every single one of those haircuts and outfits.

gas-station-disco:

hipsterswhodresslikejackie is such a beautiful blog concept but they haven’t updated since mid-march >:(

If you haven’t seen this yet, do yourself a favor and follow!

confessionsofastendanite:

Becky was such a brat.

Confession: to this day, I still cannot stand Becky. As a character I get her, and what she adds to the show. But I cannot STAND her

(via ksroseanneaddiction)

stacksofwood:

you mean he gets in the elevator but he won’t go down?

(via ksroseanneaddiction)

thick-lizzeh:

Roseanne: [shouts] What the hell were you *thinking*!

Jackie: [hysterically] I was thinking, that I just lost a great guy like Gary, and now he’s gone for good, and I’ll never find another great guy! I’m 36 years old, I’ve got flabby arms, and pelican neck! And all my house plants are dead, and no one loves me; but what difference does that make anyway, because everything in my life *sucks*!

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ekimsal:

carryonwaywardtimelord:

So one of the Halloween episodes of Roseanne was on, and this was her costume:

Is it just me or does she kinda resemble someone we know?

This aired like 20+ freakin years ago.

And it got better. She told her sister to call her ‘Bob’.

I’ve said it a million times, BUT EVERYTHING IN TV CONNECTS TO ROSEANNE. If it’s worth watching, anyway.

I think Demonic Possession explains the couch and afghan

(Source: xxkaseyxxlynn)

ekimsal:

fuckyeahdomesticgoddess:

And I’m not gonna marry him!

I’m keeping the baby, and if it’s a girl, I’m naming it Gidget!